found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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