i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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