i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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