My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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