4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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