you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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