after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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