I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Welp...herpes.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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