they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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