im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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