We won't sleep together?
why didn't you poke me back
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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