You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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