Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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