do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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