Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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