I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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