You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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