Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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