Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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