Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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