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So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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