I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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