I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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