...so i touched it.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
