are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
being pregnant is like rehab
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
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