he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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