Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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