this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize