Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize