So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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