i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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