She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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