Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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