he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Are my feet made of real feet?
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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