ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Four minutes until I can fart!
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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