Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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