You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
The convent might be a nice break from real life
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
