Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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