well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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