The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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