I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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