I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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