That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
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