she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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