Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Hippo gnu deer
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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