just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
