I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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