How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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