But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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