Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
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