this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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