she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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