I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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