So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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