But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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