Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
