Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I have aggressive nipples.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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