Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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